Posts tagged freedom

A handy graphic for the Super Bowl. 
America! Excess! Freedom!
Enjoy the game.

A handy graphic for the Super Bowl. 

America! Excess! Freedom!

Enjoy the game.

The technical term for this is: Delicious.

Cooking beef to the right doneness, especially a wildly expensive cut like rib roast, while also tending to guests, ranks with kitchen anxieties like unmolding a tarte Tatin or killing a lobster. But Ann Seranne, a food consultant and the author of more than a dozen cookbooks, solved this problem back in the 1960s. Craig Claiborne wrote that her technique “is so basic, so easily applied and so eminently satisfactory in its results, the astonishing thing is it is not universally known.” As it still isn’t, I will reprint it here once more. Please tell all your friends the news, so that rib roast can finally have its no-knead-bread moment.

The technical term for this is: Delicious.

Cooking beef to the right doneness, especially a wildly expensive cut like rib roast, while also tending to guests, ranks with kitchen anxieties like unmolding a tarte Tatin or killing a lobster. But Ann Seranne, a food consultant and the author of more than a dozen cookbooks, solved this problem back in the 1960s. Craig Claiborne wrote that her technique “is so basic, so easily applied and so eminently satisfactory in its results, the astonishing thing is it is not universally known.” As it still isn’t, I will reprint it here once more. Please tell all your friends the news, so that rib roast can finally have its no-knead-bread moment.

Bill Gross' February Investment Outlook- "This Isn't God's Work"

This is troubling.

As regular readers know, Bill Gross runs PIMCO, and manages the Total Return Fund (the largest bond vehicle in the world). When he talks, people listen. So imagine our surprise here at The Scrambler when in this month’s investment outlook, Billy Bob starts spouting nonsense about finance NOT being God’s work. 

Why does he hate America? 

Even if it’s a joke, it’s not funny. He needs to knock it off.

#unforgivable. Excerpt below.

Money would also become the economic and political wedge for profound changes in American society. Fifty years ago, the highest paid and most prestigious professions were that of a doctor or a 707 airline pilot who flew the “golden” route from Los Angeles to Honolulu. Today the yellow brick road begins on Wall Street or the City. Aside from supernova innovators such as Steve Jobs or Mark Zuckerberg, the money is made from securitizing things instead of booting and rebuilding America. The tallest buildings in almost every major city are banks, with tens of thousands of people shuffling and trading paper for a living. One of this country’s premier investment banks paid each of its 26,000 employees an average of $370,000 in 2010, nearly ten times the take-home pay of other American workers. Almost a quarter of the 400 wealthiest people on Forbes annual richest list make their money from money, whereas only 8% could make that claim in its first issue in 1982, and probably close to 0% when I first read my economic primer in 1966.

Having been part of this process and even a member of the rogue’s gallery itself, I know one thing for sure: This is not God’s work – it has the unmistakable odor of Mammon. PIMCO, while Mammonesque, is a company to be proud of. I can say with confidence that there are very few clients who have not benefited from our investment management over the years. Some of the rest of this industry, however, I’m not so sure of: rating agencies that perpetually fail at commonsensical quality judgments, bankers that make loans to subterranean credits and then extend the beggar’s bowl for themselves, and 80% of active money managers that underperform the market. As a profession we have failed miserably at our primary function – the efficient and productive allocation of capital:The S&L debacle of the early 1980s, the Asian crisis, LTCM, dotcoms, subprimes, Lehman and the resurrection, instead of the reformation, of Wall Street, are major sins of the modern era of money. Hang your heads, moneychangers. And no, it is not yet time to move on, as many banking CEOs suggest. How can bond traders make ten, one hundred, one thousand times more money than an engineer or social worker given their dismal historical performance? Why is it that some of today’s doctors are using food stamps while investment banking executives complain about millions of dollars in compensation that might be deferred in case of a future bailout?

Financiers have lost their high ground and, if truth be told, we began to lose it a long time ago when we figured out that money was more than a medium of exchange or a poor substitute for a store of value. We figured out a turbocharged way to make money with money and proclaimed ourselves geniuses in the process. Well, we’re not. We may be categorized as “opportunists,” to be generous, but society’s “paragons” and a legitimate destination for a significant percentage of college graduates? Hardly. To paraphrase Paul Volcker, the only productive invention to come out of the banking industry over the past generation was the ATM.

This country desperately requires a rebalancing of priorities. After readjusting the compensation scales via regulation and/or free market common sense, America needs to anoint a new set of Mensans who can create something more than a cash machine and make this country competitive again in the global marketplace. We need to find a new economic Keynes or at least elect a chastened Congress that can take our structurally unemployed and give them a chance to be productive workers again. We must have a President whose idea of “centrist” policy is not to hand out presents to the right and the left and then altruistically proclaim the benefits of bipartisanship. We need a President who does more than propose “Win The Future” at annual State of the Union addresses without policy follow-up. America requires more than a makeover or a facelift. It needs a heart transplant absent the contagious antibodies of money and finance filtering through the system. It needs a Congress that cannot be bought and sold by lobbyists on K Street, whose pockets in turn are stuffed with corporate and special interest group payola. Are record corporate profits a fair price for America’s soul? A devil’s bargain more than likely.

#greatmomentsinbankinghistory, #sadmomentsinbankinghistory, #worldviewshattered, #whydoeshehatefreedom?

How to Travel as a Minority (And Not Look Like a Terrorist)

H/t to reader Scott. 

With facial hair, I slightly resemble 11 of the 19 September 11 hijackers. No one aside from my friends has accused me of being a member of al Qaeda, but I do things when traveling to assure skeptics that while I am a minority, I’m not planning a jihad.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/how-to-travel-as-a-minority-and-not-look-like-a-terrorist/

#readersubmission

Oregon & Auburn Enter The Octagon Tonight

If you’re a college football fan, you’ve been waiting for this evening for a long, long time. Unstoppable force, meet immovable object. Oregon and Auburn are entering The Octagon. Only one will survive. We haven’t seen a battle this epic since Optimus Prime and Megatron faced off in the first Transformers film. The real winner there- America, c/o Megan Fox.

Here’s a link to CFN’s (College Football News) typically thorough analysis.  

The conclusion of their meticulous survey below…..

What will happen: So what have we learned about the first 12 BCS championships? 

1) The team that relies more on precision and timing tends to struggle after the long layoff. Whether it’s the record-setting Oklahoma attack in the 2009 BCS Championship loss to Florida, or Florida State in the 2001 Orange Bowl against Oklahoma, or even Ohio State, whose passing game fizzled, along with everything else, in the 2007 loss to the Gators, the team with the fewer moving parts tends to come out on top. Both teams are flashy, but Auburn can co Cam left, Cam right, Cam up the middle. Advantage Auburn. 

2) Usually, defenses win championships when it comes to the national title. That doesn’t really apply here, but Oregon’s is better. Advantage Ducks. />
3) Running backs don’t matter as much as quarterbacks. With the exception of the 2000 Sugar Bowl, when Michael Vick’s Virginia Tech lost to Florida State, who had Chris Weinke, the team that gets the better quarterback play, wins. Advantage Auburn. 

4) The SEC doesn’t lose. Tennessee kicked it all off with a win over Florida State in the 1999, LSU beat Oklahoma in 2003, and it’s been all SEC over the last four years. There have been 12 BCS Championships and six have been won by the SEC, going a perfect 6-0. You don’t mess with a streak. Advantage Auburn. 

Oregon’s offense will move at times, but the problem with going as fast as the Duck offense does is that the three-and-outs come in a hiccup. Newton will overcome some early problems to get the ground game going, while the beef of the Tiger offensive front will slowly take over as the game goes on. Oregon will get a quick strike and a little momentum, and then let the coronation begin. SEC, it’ll still be your world, and we’re all just taking up space. 

CFN Prediction: Auburn 38 … Oregon 26 … Line: Auburn -2.5 

Now as a Pac-10 partisan, I disagree with their conclusion.

The Scrambler Says: Oregon 45, Auburn 35.

I don’t think Auburn’s D will be able to stay on the field with the Quack Attack. Newton will get his, but in the 4th quarter, a tired Auburn team will give up gobs of yards to LaMichael James (aka The Truth) and Darren Thomas. I’m very excited to see this game. If Oregon wins, the Pac-10/12 is the new SEC. Go Ducks.

First things first.

Pray for Giffords, the other survivors, the victims, and for America.

When I heard about the shooting on Saturday, I felt physically ill. There’s a lot to say, most of which has already been ably spoken and written. This comment by Olbermann (who I often disagree with), struck me as particularly eloquent.

“We need to put the guns down. Just as importantly we need to put the gun metaphors away and permanently. Left, right, middle — politicians and citizens — sane and insane. … If Sarah Palin, whose website … scrubbed bulls-eye targets on 20 representatives, including Gabby Giffords, does not repudiate her own part in amplifying violence and violent imagery in politics, she must be dismissed from politics. She must be repudiated by the members of her own party, and if they fail to do so, each one of them must be judged to have silently defended this tactic … And if those of us considered to be ‘on the left’ do not re-dedicate ourselves to our vigilance to eliminate all our own suggestions of violence — however inadvertent they might have been — then we, too, deserve the repudiation of the more sober and peaceful of our politicians and our viewers and our networks. … I say it first, and freely: Violence, or the threat of violence, has no place in our Democracy, and I apologize for and repudiate any act or any thing in my past that may have even inadvertently encouraged violence.” 

America has seen some dark hours, but has always seen a brilliant daybreak on the other side. Thus has it been, thus shall it ever be. I hope.